+Nicolette. I travel all of time and space with the Doctor as his personal blogger. Doctor Who. Supernatural. Star Trek. Hawkeye. AH.
Team XRay and Vav
I go cakeless
imagine if giraffes had 2 legs
That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.
oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature
"Goddamnit, Rex, you’re the worst fucking spotter ever."
And here we see a majestic wild mop without a handle frolicking on a beach…
i want to punch a wall
"No, go fuck yourself."
This is perfect
the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this
We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution
I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life
this woukd have made me so happy
The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).
I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.
Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.
IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise
THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.
#the most powerful sorcerer who ever walked the earth gets his powers back#he could have crumbled rock or set a fire#he could have torn down the walls#but he brought a delicate little butterfly into the world#he created a harmless life#and that’s the number one reason i love that character#because for all his darkness and power and determination and ruthlessness#he isn’t a monster#he’s so good