🏄 (at Ocean Beach Pier)
HIMYM Bloopers: Neil accidentally touched Cobie’s boob.
The fact that he’s gay makes it 1000 times better
um so lemme get this straight…tiana starts her own business in a time where black women had next to no rights….mulan pretty much saves china and becomes a top ranking military official….but the annoying sister in frozen makes a throwaway line about being gassy and gets lauded as the the first feminist princess??
But srsly though
If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie
And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green
Stay away from the thing
Everything lime green is evil
Just remember that.
Everything lime green is evil.
Every Villain Is Lime
–– the patriot’s blood is the seed of freedom’s tree
Try as you might but you will never be as perfect as Misha Collins is.
… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?
somewhere captain hook is shitting himself
I guess the logical thing for me to want now is a Steampunk Peter Pan story with the crocodile being made of clockwork as seen above.
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
The last of the meowbenders